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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in
the English language is the word "FUCK". It is one magical
word,
which, just by its sound can describe pain,
pleasure, love and hate. In language "FUCK" falls into many
grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb, both
transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive verb
(Mary really
doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is
fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a
terrible fuck). It
can be used as an adjective (Mary is
fucking sexy). As you can see, there are few words with the
versatility of "FUCK".
Besides
its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be
used to describe many situations :
Greetings................"How
the fuck are you ?"
Fraud...................."I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay..................."Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble.................."Well,
I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression..............."Fuck you !"
Disgust.................."Fuck me."
Confusion................"What
the fuck.... ?"
Difficulty..............."I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair.................."Fucked
again !"
Incompetence............."He fucked up everything."
Displeasure.............."What the fuck is going on here
?"
Lost....................."Where the fuck are we ?"
Disbelief................"Unfuckingbelievable !"
Retaliation.............."Up
your fucking ass !"
It can be used in an anatomical description -
"He's a fucking asshole"
It can be used to tell time -
"Its five
fucking thirty"
It can be used in business -
"How did I wind
up with this fucking job ?"
It can be political -
"Fuck Clinton"
And
never forget General Custer's last words :
"Where did all them fucking Indians come from ?"
Also, the famous last words
of the Mayor of Hiroshima :
"What the fuck was that ?"
And last but not least, the immortal words of the
Captain
of the Titanic, who said :
"Where is all this fucking water coming from ?"
The mind fairly boggles at the
many creative uses of the word.
How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck" ?
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